My Intro

Hey! I'm Chris, 👋

OR RN with 8 years of battle scars, currently studying for anesthesia assistant school. When I'm not positioning patients or positioning myself for the next exam, I'm making AI-generated bangers about the OR and data analytics or coding apps and games, because who believes in free time anyway?

Lost 60+ lbs on Tirzepatide this past year and got weirdly obsessed with cellular health and oxidative stress along the way. Now I'm out here trying to build something real: educating people on why your cells matter while sharing the chaotic, hilarious reality of operating room life.

This site is my dumping ground for all of it — travel stories from wherever I escape to when I'm not working, OR and data analytics tracks I've cooked up with AI, and the supplements I actually take.

Humans thrive in community, and I have found mine in my two Roomies (mom and brother), two dogs, and one cat — it's actually super chill. Based in Austin but my humor is universal.

Come for the Jams, stay for the links.