My Intro

Hey! I'm Chris, 👋

OR RN with 8 years of battle scars, currently studying for anesthesia assistant school. When I'm not positioning patients or positioning myself for the next exam, I'm making AI-generated bangers about the OR and data analytics or coding apps and games, because who believes in free time anyway?

Lost 60+ lbs on Tirzepatide this past year and got weirdly obsessed with cellular health and oxidative stress along the way. Now I'm out here trying to build something real: educating people on why your cells matter while sharing the chaotic, hilarious reality of operating room life.

This site is my dumping ground for all of it: travel stories from wherever I escape to when I'm not working, OR and data analytics tracks I've cooked up with AI, and the supplements I actually take.

Humans thrive in community, and I have found mine in my two Roomies (mom and brother), two dogs, and one cat, it's actually super chill. Based in Austin but my humor is universal.

Come for the Jams, stay for the links.